it's morphin-g time!!!

so the datin showed me a picture of her and her datuk morphed and i too had the urge to do so...and became addicted to it.

MEHHH!!!...
anyway it's quite fun despite the fact that u have to get 2 pictures that has more or less the same angles.

PX + Daniel Henney

Monkey + Daniel Henney

Leng + Daniel Henney

sumhow all leng's combinations reminded me of jay chou in specs no idea why. but i honestly find my combination so leng chai...those jap damn napek face leng chai. HaHAhAHHAa


top: me + linda
bottom: me +leng
both dun look lke me. my genes damn weak. hmph

then they were randomly followed by:

PX + Utt...
lke sum thai akua

Leng + Tyra Banks.
ok damn pretty i feel. jst that the specs are obstructing

Monkey + Jake Gyllenhaal.
i dun have 'his' pic so simply oni la. ur angmoh son nxt time wil look lke a beardy middle eastern. LOL!!!

and so the laughing went on and on and on everynite i was morphing...and not every pic turns out acceptable. sum are jst...salah. lke the following...

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Nigga + Britney Spears.
Gone.

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after a long long time, finally i lao sai-ed from food poisoning again.

bt it's all worth it cos i had a fantastic dinner at Robson Heights with the family and as nat wasn't really able to makan, i had a generous serving of the very good sweet and sour crab (that i suspect was the reason that got me stuck in the loo lke a sohai)...and that left me with a cut lip...and a very churning tummy. but yes, i'll still go back for more when i can. :D

sum1's going to krabi while i'd be in the midst of my midterms and fyp dateline and etc. sighhh...and it'll be approximately 3 months++ before i graduate. and toking about graduation, the bitch who's going to krabi is gonna attend her graduation ceremony in OZ nxt month. WOOT! CONGRATULATIONSSSSSS MONKEY SEMUA-MONYET!!! i guess bsides fennylow she's the first to officially attend a graduation ceremony. time flies...SIGHHHHHH

i still dun wanna grad so fast.

:S

if u think u're tough...

try this: IronMan LangKawi
but anyway if u're too lazy to click (cos if i were you i wont click)...but i do feel that it is appropriate for everyone to knw that there are such terrer ppl in the world therefore the following is a brief summary regarding the horrifying race.

There'll b a total of 3 challanges:

SWIM
Course Length - 2.4 miles / 3.8 KM
- Swim course will be CLOSED 2 hours and 20 minutes from **start of race. Contestants still in the water after this time will be disqualified and will not be permitted to continue in the event.

BIKE
Course Length - 112 Miles / 180.2 KM
- The bike course will be CLOSED 10 hours and 30 minutes after START OF THE RACE.

RUN
Course Length - 26.2 Miles / 42.2 KM
- The IRONMAN course will CLOSE completely 17 hours after the start of the race.

nigga...i knw u wont b reading this b4 the race bt...i earnestly pray for all to be well. and remember, we wont laff at u even if u kenot complete the race. teehee! *CHOI!!!* kita orang tunggu munggu u balik dgn tangan terbentang luas pastu kita bersteamboat a'ite?!?!?!

always remember the steamboat spirit nigga!!! LONGLIVE STEAMBOAT!!!

but then jst in case as i'm viewing the live report tmr morning from the website and ur titik suddenly jst dissapears or stops in the radar, we've decided that we wan Itallianies in return from you okay? and dun forget my malibu. *peace*

p.s- it seems there's one nxt year called Ultraman. *rofl!!!*
and the run is 80km. *px runs away, trips and falls*

p.p.s- yinng saw this and showed me

woooot!

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gambling sessions this year have been wonderful...it's always a joy to be able to gather among a bunch of frens, eat rubbish, swear and win money all at a go...blackjack is no longer interesting. cos there are other means lke bacarat and poker that can make money come and go even faster cos they range from paying doubles to sextuples. thank god it's oni 1ce a year. :S...and now it's back to fyp. octuple sighhhhhh...

the chinese new year ended with me oversleeping and forgetting to get yue saang.
mmmeehhhh!!!

then mommy said we have those boxed-up wans from hampers. *px kneels and sheds tears of joy*
now u knw why i say my mom is super intelligent?? :D

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more randomly, isn't it kinda sad that edison chen is quitting the industry? i'll take that sentence back if he's gonna make it in hollywood bt seriously, wat do celebrities' sex and personal life gotta do with their work ethics anyway...ppl wanna have sex their prob la...okay mayb he's slightly ill for snapping and keeping the pix...but then i have to confess that i lke his music...and for the fact that he's quite charming from my point of view. :D...

posts from all over...

sum things are really outdated but i have to mention cos i'm darn dignified that i did it. i feel that i've advanced a level higher. :D

so it happened last weekend i guess where the family headed to DU to visit the cousins. then i was bored cos the parents and aunts were not toking to me but among themselves where i can't sampuk cos i dun understand...and nat was recuperating. so i msged various ppl to come to my aid. and they really came!!! hahhh...i love them. HOHO! anyway, to satisfy mr. hero's cravings for reptiles, i actually volunteered to lead them to the rainforest where the freaking show is still on...again...

and it's buy 3 free 1 now...but it's rm8 per person. so thanx to the maths class back in high school i knw it's rm24 divided by 4 at the end...still more expensive compared to the first time i went. but this time the serpents were...mostly asleep. *phew!!!*

Reptile Show @ Rainforest, 1U

South African Coati
Name: Jeffrey Chin Kong Leong
:D

we fed a few cute little fellas that ate very very gelojohly. and this bearpig jeffrey here has fingers...as long as tzewurn's? HAHAHHAAHAA...sorry morry gal. tat's how long ok. u have the longest fingers i've ever seen on a human. :D

Poser Fox that looks into the camera everytime the flashes come on.

Another emo fox that's asleep the entire time. mayb bcos the tail not so nice takde orang peduli. :D

mr. hero sebelum potong rambut. i ran far far away because he was technically kissing the albino and he was prohibited from touching me after tat. puik puik puik!!!

It's rm5 for 2 pix. but then we went on and on...

put ur hands together for the following courageous act!!!!!!!

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i nearly died cos i was so near it i could see it's scales and it slithering across hero's shoulder. *px sprints away, almost jatuh terpelanting with cold sweat all over*
i can c that nigga was slightly scared oso. cos he looks stone!!! LALALA

i snapped this pic from a few feet away and zoooooooooomed. and i can feel the texture of the snake on my hands. *bawlsssss*...

check out yinng's hands!!! touching a teeny weeny bit oni!!!

ok this is getting slightly too mch for my blog so we shall move on.
we went for CJ7.

it's not the regular stephen chow laugh-like-an-idiot movie. it's a heart warming movie involving kids and a really devoted dad whose damn 7 poor thing who has to pick rubbish to survive and out of nowhere comes 7 jai...the chicken-little-alike alien. not many boisterous laughing scenes...bt definitely worth a watch.

and then dinner kat WaffleWorld. THE ORANGE JUICE SUX BIG BIG BIG BIG TIME!!! i was trying to keep a healthy diet (or so it seems) since it was blady screwed during chinese new year...so i had their breakfast set. :D...bt then their orange juice came in a glass 1/2 filled with foam and the other 1/2 of sum bitter crap that was warm!!! blek!

and then because sum1 got new phone so we camwhore dlm kereta, listening to oasis. nostalgic sial!!!!

yinng*me...
we love this pic. and now chow kim vui can't differentiate us in facebook. :D

when a kawaii poser meets the cap. GONE CASE.

BG SFX- JT's Gone.

mary j. blige x sum taiwanese cutesy irritating star crossover. double gone.

nigga couldn't layan cos he was busy trying to get us away from the flock of cars that apparently decided to leave with us altogether.

we still managed a couple sumhow.
BAPOK NIGGA!!! SAHAM JATUH HABIS BOLEH JADI GAY KAO KAO!! WEEE!!!

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Valentine's was great that ended by a sky full of fireworks and a hearty serving of siew yuk.
and Jumper...sumhow i feel was...SSSSSUUUUUPPPPEEEEERRRRRR NNIIICEEEEEE. when i was watching, it was nice...then it was damn nice...after a day of reminiscing, it's super nice. Dunno why. jst go watch.

i think there are sum pix. later la!

p.s- to those ignorant ppl who were born in the 80s and are still into music from the late 90s (ie- boybands and jiwang)...the BACKSTREETBOYS are coming...go get info urself. :D
goodnite!!

in the mood

chinese new year was so good i'm missing it terribly and am refusing to go back to class. :D
if only time could pass in a slower manner, i would be up eating cookies, watching lousy programmes on tv and drinking loads and loads of shandy. AHH!! HEAVENNN!!!

bt then it's still within the 15 days...there's still time for more lou sang. ptah! and gambling has been fairly rewarding this year. surprisingly, which made me gamble slightly more and earning myself a few months of assam laksa tambah sayur from the pasar malam. slurpsss.
**to my darlings that earned a living by gambling with me in 2007, IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!! HAHAHA!

anyway, overdue posts. the makanings were happier than usual cos we were all already on our holiday mood. :D...

TzeWurn's Birthday @ Sushi Groove

AWWWWWWW!!!

everyone...without the boyfren
i look damn 7 big. hmph.

the custom. CHEERSSS!!!!

Say goodbye to the jerks and may u be swarmed by lots of love this year! ;)

and then i continued shopping with stacymacy in desperate hope of getting ourselves a qipao but to no avail. but spotted a kimono top from TOPSHOP. SO GONNA BE MINE BABEHH!!!

and then beroutings with the sayangs at nite cos evy said our souvenirs n gifts were already collecting a thick layer of dust. so we went to OldTown to chill and catch up sikit since it's been 2 months...but ultimately we wanted our gifts. ;) ;) ;)...WE LAPS U SAYANG!!

BerOutings @ OldTown, Sg. Long

the gifts, the sayang and the baru bangun faces. :D

the 700th shot. yinng wasn't really happy with her hair and etc. mehhh!! cantik la ok!

So we started unwrapping our gifts and i was tremendously thrilled by the Betty Boop pen from Universal Studio. but then the highlite of the day was the Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans yinng got...which i didnt. hmph. angry!

the multi-colored magically revolting pea like candy

they had a visual menu at the back of the box with the flavour and variation of the beans...
eg- earwax, booger, grass, vomit, blueberry etc...

px: haha eh not bad la! really like the movie wan. unlike those here.
yinng: try and see...
px starts tossing the beans onto her palm and back onto the plate...then back onto her palm and stares at the box.
eve: try vomit la.
px: *takes and pops into mouth*

30 secs later...px nearly died.

i finally had the experience of being forced puke into my mouth. fuck. it tasted exactly like vomit and it stays there until...forever. hhhooolllyyy mooolllyyyyyy...
but being totally adventurous, we did not stop there. we blindfolded ourselves, picked a random bean and started chewing. we felt magical...jst like dobby the house-elf!! :D

The Live Reaction(with the so not clear nokia hp...):
PX ---> Booger
Eve ---> RottenEgg (she liked it)
Yinng ---> Vomit



i believe the bean made me high therefore i couldn't stop laughing.

The Captured Reaction:

damn hamsap face sumhow...

damn high face.

damn gembira-kena-force-puke-into-mouth face.

and we drove around sg long's pasar malam with puke and rotten egg in our mouths. fantastic!

ok. i miraculously woke up in the AMs today. so unhealthy. i shall sleep. goodnite.

Return It!

ok no cny posts...too darn bz.

anyway...

if u c that furry little ball anywhere around my place (sg. chua), pls do contact me or leave me a msg. it was found missing on chinese new year's eve after sum fireworks went off and it sumhow dissapeared along with the flames. it's as big as my sports shoes and it's super frenly...

do not keep it cos u dun deserve it!!!

p.s- dun worry sayang. there's still hope!!!!!!!!!!

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on a happier note, CHINESE NEW YEAR IS SO DAMN GOOD IT'S GOING SLIGHTLY TOO FASTTTTTT!!!!!

i'm missing it already. *stress*

and i need 10 sessions of squash weekly when class resumes. *double stress*

okay! time for more cookies. :D

IT'S THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN...

*edited*
tuen nin farn without the sis is super quiet.

i'd have to run around to ensure that the mommy doesn't feel too lonely without her existance for the next 3 days...i guess i'll place max on the dining glasstable instead of her oggling at our plates from below and i'd have to mop the house myself because the auntie that does it has to celebrate chinese new year too. nxt year we shall get an indian or malay auntie to do the chore.

i'd also be eating junk and watching tv alone after all the partying and gambling...and no1 will sponsor me rm1 to spark of my gambling sessions (that'll usually oni last 15mins).

mentioning about nat being away for the first time, daddy said: 'eventhou she(nat) doesn't do anything and jst sleeps at home...at least we can still c her lying there'...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...lke toking about my dog oni. damn poor thing. nxt time it's either i move my family to hk during CNY when i kahwin there or...i 3g when we're all eating so that we can still tok to each other. brilliant!!!

and i heard on tv the other day where this lady fortune teller was saying that the year of RAT is the beginning of the 12 chinese zodiacs and if u have a good year, the nxt 12 years would b as good. then i asked nat...

'oh mien...wat if this year is not so good?' *choi*
'tats why u mst b gwaai gwaai la!'
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ok. i blieve the future lies in our own hands and a touch of luck from the gods and angels. therefore, I'LL MAKE THIS A GOOD YEAR!! YAY!!!

off to help mommy cook!
before that ar...continuing from the topic above...

...THERE'S A CHAIN OF NON STOP BOISTEROUS LAUGHing, EATING SESSIONS, DRINKING SESSIONS, GAMBLING, SMILEY FACES, LONG LOST RELATIVES and LOU SAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

the month where i...

- tried shopping for chinese new year but only managed 3 tshirts, 1 smockedtop, 2 jeans and nothing else.

- changed my hair colour for, hopefully, the final time of the...year...cos many have lost tracked and are unable to recognize me from bhind in class already.

- played squash, a few sets of badminton and randomly pingpong oso, leaving all my muscles especially those in my ass totally stiff and aching...AND I AM LOVING IT! WHOO!!!!

- partied hard like sum sohai nvr been outa home b4...and also skipped to stay home cos i'm sick of partying already. yay!!!

- went to petaling street with daddy, had all the food available...visited all petshops like last time and he bot my 2 polo tee. :D

- finally started with my fyp...and hopefully can score.

received my first speeding ticket dated 7th november at 11++pm on the KL-SEREMBAN highway. speed limit 80km/h...i went 97. DOUBLE FUCK!

- never got my period. stress. mommy said cos i'm sleeping too late...:S...faster sleep. blog a bit more first.

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i feel lke blogging becos it feels as if many things happened.
but then nothing significant actually. yer so sien.

anyway, i've surprisingly been able to wakeup at 615am almost everyday for class jst so that i can avoid the jam, pay attention in class (first half)...copy additional notes (from lynnie) and not loathing any of my lecturers. in fact, i quite like them cos they aren't like any past bias nutheads! they accept criticism and they accept challenges when we try to rebutt. cos we byk mulut. :D REJOICE LEONG PEI XZAN!! REJOICE!!!

in the span of 1 year++, i went from a blonde, to a red head and finally...blue but then it looks more like black la that made daddy more than happy he was willing to pay for it!!! but i did not tell him the exact price so i totally regret now. cis. but i'm no longer a lala...unlike yinng. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

to eveline ch'ng yi xian...
sayang...i dun care how...bt chinese new year im trashing your house and then bercrazy-crazy k?!?!?!? :D...i is sorry i din meet u last week. so i dun wanna yamcha oni!!! and pls wipe my souvenir clean b4 u gip me k. :D

TIDO!!!