Wednesday, December 30, 2009

and it closes in...

it just dawned upon me that we have approximately 2 days left before we bid our farewells to 2009.

ive been planning this post for a while now. well not precisely plan, but isn't it such a norm for all blog...writers (i'm no blogger i admit) relook into your resolutions and summarize how the entire year has been, dwell on how you've succeeded in losing or gaining 0.5kgs, finally got your hauler-flattened nose lifted, got a 0.2% raise and spent 2 months salary celebrating or if u had the best/worst intercourse ever with a random street barber?

well i've been thinking...while driving, bathing, sleeping, eating, making out, mo...ok kidding no making out but yeah that proves i think...anyway, i've only 3 stark traces of the entire year's memory that seem to really mold a spot in my absent mind.

1) i finally went wake-boarding
2) i fucking finally left bbdo (slightly heavy hearted but not even 5 celebrations could depict the joy i felt as well) AND joined Sunway (10 celebrations to complete the cycle) *pops confettis*
3) bling-ed my teeth

*runs through old posts*

well in fact, THERE ARE worthy notes *surprises self*:
- i threw a surprise party for miss cherry low that i'm utterly proud of cos the ultimate was achieved ie she bawled buckets
- gained a pilot fren (aww hero, see how much love i have for u, i'm recording this as an important part of ma life)
- high.blood.pressure...not such a memorable stint but oh needs monitoring.
- just in case anyone skipped a line above, I QUIT BBDO.
- and joined Sunway. *glimmers*
- swore i won't watch American Idol cos Adam Lambert my glamour boy lost.
- had a 3 day birthday celebration
- bot a new phone and witnessed it giving a plunge for the toilet bowl
- earned a hundred bucks just wearing red and standing beside the bride acting pretty. YES!

i'm very much looking forward to 2010.
and it struck me that, we do not need to welcome each celebration sniffing ice or doing the 5-sec feat HENCE i hereby announce *drum rolls*...i'll draw the curtains to 2009 and hail 2010 with a sober mind by raising a glass of juice and vow to brace the coming challenges and uncertainties with poise.

*sound of crickets looming*

fuck it la.
now oni say sober cos takde definite plan for tomoro.

anyhow, 2010 will be good.

Happy New Year everyone!

p.s- i do have a resolution.
someone...restore my blogging/writing abilities.

Saturday, December 26, 2009


i don't usually make plans with friends on Christmas.
because it's a ritual to spend it with my papa mama sis bil and da little dinosaur.
the same goes for mid autumn, winter solstice, chinese new year etc...

yeah bite me i love ma family PTAH!

anywayysss, da dad booked a place at marriott hotel.
(note to parents if they're reading: NAH TENGOK TU! SPELLING FOR MARRIOTT HOTEL) XD

*searches for christmas pix on the computer, multiply and...)

ok i realized da christmas pix were not uploaded.

i about penang den.
it's still a christmas trip waaat...

they love me. erm...ok la there were a million butterflies there u can barely see the surrounding area and this sweetie accidentally landed on me je.

and then i was thinking, thank god they were butterflies.
can u imagine if this were to be the snake temple?

i'm pretty sure he didn't wanna go into my pants.
TEEEEEEE...kidding. my nxt job wud be a maintenance worker there. DA FLUTTERBY FARM ROX!!!

oh and i'm gonna own these things one day and name the first one colby. XD

semacam combo 'Jurrasic Park' and 'King Kong'

OOO her first popsicle.

awwwww...maciam saya kan. so cute.

and so i bot the Babana.

Penang Street. Sorry muka tulan. Not ready. XD

oh semua gambar saya je kan.
we did more than that actually. but then knowing me, i'm malas and am rushing out.
so there tengok muka cantik saya je la.

randomly, i had a tsunami dream in penang.
cos we hung out by the beach so often. and being the paranoid me, i was constantly thinking of a way we could save ourselves just in case the tidal waves come gushing in.
and then, i had another one last nite. and they came with tornadoes!

a year back i had tsunami dreams. deciphered to be having emotional distress. it depends on the consequences of the dream actually. if u kaput kena kantoi tsunami, den confirm u ade mental prob. the time the wave reached us, it lost its momentum therefore we oni got splashes of sea water. the tornadoes were even became stardust cos it spun out of energy.


Happy Christmas semua!!!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Sofa

it pokes our asses as the foam has sunken to its deepest deep.
but den as the ahnehs removed it from its place (it's been residing there for almost 300 years), i kinda miss it.

hello new set.
i'm naming u...
colby perhaps?

*pounces on new leather sofa*

i dun think it's weather frenly thou.


Monday, December 21, 2009


Why is it so fucking hard to get a red dress?

Tell me.

All you blady e-shopping blogs u tell me. What's with red? So hard to sell zit?!


*regrets agreeing to red for the wedding*

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Post-Holiday Depression

i look out...and i see sunshine, fluffy clouds as well as lovely green plants swaying gracefully as the serene wind blows.

*colleague shuts door*

THERE. AMBIK KAO! bangun!! back to reality!!!


penang was awesome.

despite feeling woozy occasionally especially after meals.
doc said bp ok (actually not really cos 130/80 is prehypertension. just normal for me he said cos of my pulse and my paranoia attack at the point of time. BAH) it must be the food poisoning cos i couldn't stop lao-saiing.
hence i only managed a few spoons of assam laksa and cendol. and a tiny bit of everything else. :(

oh and i had a tsunami dream. bad wan. wait not exactly bad but...i think eventually everyone sorta died and went to heaven. MEHHHH

xmas dinner on thurs.
wedding on friday.

can recover by then?

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Highlight Fail

Totally forgot about it last night.

Highlight of the day...
1) Went to FULL HOUSE at Pyramid. It was the grand opening and there was a long queue. Turns out everyone wanted to take pictures with the yellow car outside only. -.-
Food was fine. The colleagues thought it sucked. I think my taste buds were screwed cos tummy wasn't well therefore, i conclude that the place isn't as good as it looks.

what has taste buds gotta do with my tummy anyway...bah! anyhooos...

i ate...ovenbaked dunno wat ayam with shitake mushrooms.
and i tot it tasted...pretty good.
shit. chicken breast ok. no way it tastes good.

2) Lao sai-ed.
Like mad.


Monday, December 14, 2009

Highlight of the Day: Andrew says...


- hey we were lamenting
- why most girls are bloody taken
- only bad ones left
- where are the good ones
- wah lau

I'm single.

*holds Hero's hands...BITES...HARD*


meeting ex lecturer at Starbucks.
Hopefully she pays for the drinks.

Sunday, December 13, 2009


ok mission to blog about the previous topics failed miserably.

i've been really busy. busy...i...
ok fail. i'm just lazy, can?

i think i'm gonna do highlights here instead la.
it's just a documentation of my fond memories when i grow old and lose my brain. prolly like the goldfield syndrome drew barrymore has in 50 first dates. so tak yahlah so detailed kan.

ok see once i start i nvr seem to be able to shut. so shush!

highlight of the week:
1) went to petaling street and ate a week's supply of food for 5 pax
2) I FUCKING GOT MY ADAM LAMBERT CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LAPS U CHERRY LOW YINNG YINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) woke up in the morning (BLADY WORTH TWO MENTIONS)
3) started a taiwanese series cos they have more sepets...*shy*...anyway, i've completed it. HOLY COW.
4) went to nandos for dinner and realized their quarter chicken only fills a peewee portion of my appetite.

1) tightened my braces. they're now orange.
looks as thou i've leftover papayas stuck permanently in the slits of my teeth.

now who says u can't camwhore while jogging.

i can't wait for my hair to grow. it's too mahiao to maintain. *measures with ruler*...:(


on a more serious note, life's so mundane now everyday in our mails (between the few bitches that i love) are filled with words like...'boring, busy, sleepy, how? when? no money'. it just dawned upon me a couple days back that i just turned TOOTY TREE and i've been squeezing the braincells out thinking of an accomplishment that i've achieved thus far. or at least something that's worth mentioning for year 2009 (besides getting a much better job and wakeboarding BUT not mastering - i take that as a 1/2)...


quote nat: welcome to the working world.

quote px-from-about-a-year-back: to those who dislike uni life...fuck you la.

oh sorry. time of the month. and it's sunday. just wanna rant. :)