Epic.Fail

Currently listening to:

Muse, Origin of Symmetry

Sometimes...being too adventurous...isn't a really good thing.

Which is why I trust the current stylist a lot because he's able to...keep me grounded.

Sorta.

You see...I HEART AGYNESS DEYN.
Like...HEART.
And no I'm not a lesbian if you've been wondering, like how most of my female colleagues do.

They obviously have not seen the bitch side of me. Oh well. XD

Anyway, yeah. The intention of growing my hair long like how it used to be back then goes down the drain...over and over again. Not only that, the hair goes shorter and shorter.

Epic.Fail

So after the last cut, Fei Yin said that, I resemble Show Luo.
Ok I find him funny. He's quite cute.
But having some hairstyle that resembles him or Wu Zhun or G-Dragon or...or is it Dragon-G? HMMM WHATEVER IT IS, no. They kinda spell Lala-ism.

Hence, I decided to trim it.
The sides were getting slightly too thick anyway so...off to Hair Profile @ Sri Hartamas I go.

I guess this is the first time EVER, I did not go with any pictures to guide him on the shape and style that I was looking for.

Oh well in my mind...it was this.


Cool ey?
I know...

And with the new frame that Yinng got me last week, I'd prolly look like this...with some styling and Gatsby-ism.


Lovely.
Sometimes, I wished I wasn't in the corporate sector. Then I can go all blonde again. And risk getting disowned...once more. ROFL

Anyhoos, even if I had darker hair, it'll probably somewhat look like this...


Right?

Wrong.

Universal truth number One. I totally do not have her features.
Huge forehead, flat nose, thick lips...what else?

Number Two, I definitely do NOT have that body and height.
Which makes my face double the size of my hips aka arse and head six times bigger than it should be/look.

So with this look...


Instead of looking like Aggy, I look sadly like...

Courtesy of TVB

Do I even need to point out who I'm referring to?

Niaseng.

It'll grow.

Just in time for Hong Kong.

*Drops on both knees and prays*

Epic.Fail.To.The.Maximum.