Friday, September 30, 2005

'Agree' or 'Don't Agree'

**Came across this post infrenster. I'm not trying to deny all the phrases here la...but some are really kinda bias...and not forgetting to mention...STUPID.

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually incontrol--->NOLA!! i had been incontrol of many things in this's ur choice whether or not to be in control. *and my sis hates shopping. but i can prove she's real woman...HAHAHAHAH*

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game--->i don't really know how to bargain. the most successful bargain from me is the pants from HK i got for rm15. if she wouldn't give me a discount, i would have still taken it cos u can't get a freaking hot pants in MAS for rm30(b4 bargain).

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you"just don't understand."--->true la...i'm never happy with my closet. even if it's not messy! hehe

4. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.--->"if ur mom and i both drop into the water who'd u save first?"---fuck la! this is so crappy...script writers should start writing off with all these so women don't learn!

5. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.--->TRUE TRUE TRUE! so don't ask me to shut up. i'm a PR prac wei!

6. Women need to feel like there are people worseoff than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.--->this is so cruel wei...that means women will feel happy when they see other ppl's sufferings...bullshit lar

7. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.--->hmmm...if i knew the answer ar, i shall be shot! IMMEDIATELY!

8. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.--->i'm not scared of spiders! i hate snakes. i dun fear spiders...wait...maybe a bit la...afterall i'm said to look like ronald weasley wert...shit.

9. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.--->this is another so insulting statement. whoever wrote this should be slaughtered.

10. Women always go to public restrooms in groups.It gives them a chance to gossip.--->hello? wanna gossip ar, go sumwhere else not smelly la k?! it's malaysia wei. and watch more tv. the person u gossip about is always hiding bhind one of the closed doors. SO DUN GOSSIP IN THE TOILET!!!

11. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone,no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.--->eh...damn true.

12. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.--->??...dun feel like understanding. urgh

13. Women think all beer is the same.--->HELL NO!! compare heineken to any other beer. it's like drinking h20!

14. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest.--->true true true. the more the better. and not to forget...body baths!

15. Women don't understand the appeal of sports.Men seek entertainment that allows them to escapereality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.--->i love sports. -period-

16. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll packfive days' worth of clothes and will wear somethings twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day tripshe'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.--->i don't usually pack enuff. i'll end up buying wherever i go. isn't that happier?!?!

17. Women brush their hair before bed.--->TRUE TRUE TRUE!

18. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea of how she'll be in bed.--->what does it got to do ar? someone tell me pls...thank you! MUAHAHAHA

19. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: modeling.--->i'll re-comment when i'm a model and when i get a model bf. NEXT!!!

20. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible."Hmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?--->So women aren't wrong even if they kill. MY FIRST TARGET! KMM!!!

21. Women do not know anything about cars."Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"--->women are not so stupid la, k? BONGONG!--we just choose not to know. cos we don't need to. what are mechanics for? cutting hair ar?!!

22. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowlto share.--->red carpets? the best restrooms are in starhill. they're really really fantastic. not sure about the men's thou.

23. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.--->not too sure. ??

24. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, butwhen women aren't looking, men kick cats.--->I HATE FREAKING CATS!! DUN COME NEAR!! CATS DROOL!!!!!!

it only proves one thing...i'm no woman. HAH!

i just realised there are many 'weird' ppl viewing my frenster profile...some i've not even met and some...'eh!- long-time-no-see-wor...still-remember-me type'....................................*wicked*(ron's tone). ;)

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