To The Love Of My Life

you know i love u:

- not just because we were molded from the same deformed genes

- not just because you're better than any doctor in the universe

- not just because you'd bag on the streets just so i can own a pair of nice shoes or bimbo bag

- not just because you'll buy me pei pa gou when i tell you i'm about to cough (prolly cos you know coughing makes me look like tortoy)

- not just because you laugh at almost all my jokes despite the fact that almost all are rotten and you're just plain layaning

- not just because you never fail to surprise me on my special days and never disown me for failing everytime yours approach

- not just because you're the reason i'm single

but the main reasonS why...

we are the same...sumhow.

even trying to fix the teeth just so we match.

urs is much brighter neways cis.

THEREFORE...

I LAPS CHU

oh sorry this is not u.

this is u.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS!