*insert your happy word*

because any vibrant, sparkling or merry word would describe my current sensation.

I IS HAPPY!!!!!

my hols have officially started and i'm already starting to worry about the monday after next. do you think i'd just plunge into a serious state of depression? who wouldn't anyway? so i shall worry about that later.

everybody hold each others hands! pray that the week passes slower...real slow ok? OK!!

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being a part of the pet society is wrong.

it's like tomyam.

it's addictive.

and they'd never think a couple combinations could have sent Bubble straight to thegutterpost and made her the star right after edison chen.

see how salami could've ruined Bubble's image?

XD

i'm so loving this game.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Have a stress free year ahead! ;)

one, toot, tweet...

fot, fai, sik, seh-weng, egg, naing...

TWENTY-TWEET!!!

sorry but it's late i need to work so i shall skip the numbers. you is old and u know how many numbers i'd have to go thru to reach ur age. LOL!!!!!!!...just kidding.

anyway, the weekend was power cos:

1) i lou-sanged (yes it becomes my staple diet during this season. very important.)

2) it has to be one of those planned parties that gave me the most sense of accomplishment

3) i made sum1 cry. THE HILARITY!! *smiles with glee*

SEEEEEEE!

the story began with a gal with racing, enthusiastic blood pulsing in her veins, asking her kawan baik what she wanted to do for her bday. and with much disgust, she was slammed in the face with a monotonous...'dunno...malas'

party planners dun take that for an answer so...ok la! i pran. and u face the consequences.

sounds interesting?

WRONG!

i had the worst week of my life wondering occasionally how miserable kawan baik must have felt when no1 initiated to party with her (after she began to realize her bday was drawing near) and her invitation for a posh nite out even got declined, for sum other unknown 'pre-planned event' that garnered my interest instead. i wanted to make it more exciting by asking...'WHY MAKAN?' when she proposed the idea but i couldn't bring myself to do so. why be kind hearted.
FAIL.

anyway, there were minor hiccups but the tears were PRICELESS LA SAYANG! PRICELESS!!! worth all those sleepless nights and money spent on phone *cough* calls *cough*. next year we makan baik sikit okay. u act surprised la since i've already mentioned it here. XD

See how last year's post was really cheesy here. dun wan k this time. dun suit my hairstle to go that mushy. XD. so i shall sum it up.

Happy Birthday Low Yinng Yinng. Remember you have been demanded to keep my birthday message for 1 year until the nxt one i send. even if you change your phone. XD

Awww...

I know you love me. just keep it low ok. nanti orang jeres. :)

oh...where?

have you ever heard of the superficial symmetry of a human's mind that allows us to differentiate between left and right? open and close? <>? clockwise and anti-clockwise and etc? well, to be honest, i think my brain's everything but symmetric but i'm quite proud to say that i can at least significantly tell the differences of the above mentioned.

ok natnat, u can save commenting this post because I CONFESS! when i was still bearing the ugly L on the windsreen of my car, instructions to put the left signals always ended up going --> and right signals <--.

-.-`...calm down, calm down everyone. it's all fine now. got that fixed. i'm just road blind now thats all. my only problem is, i have trouble differentiating:

u know how mumble's dad (from happy feet) dropped him when he was an egg and he grew up with a severe disability? mommy said i was wrongfully neglected by her and my head was found trapped in btween 2 cushions as a baby. i do believe i whacked sumthing and it affected the growth of a small portion of my brain to differentiate the icon btween a male and a female. ONLY ICONS OKAY.

mayb they shud add a dick there. XD

anyway, i accidentally walked right into the male lavatory, twice. and no, stop laffing i DID NOT do it on purpose. as much as i wanted to, i do not like the idea of a bangla cleaner chasing after me with a mop. so...i'm pleading u all out there, to please teman me to the toilet the next time we have an outing together.

can't you see how my randomness is getting to such an ultimate level? it's 3.25am, i'm just done with work and am waiting for the 2 chicken wings and remaining famous amos crumbs to digest before i hit the sack and sleep until the sun sets.

and to a certain someone, i truely hope that you will forgive me for my apathetic behaviour. no one will ever understand how bitter i felt for throwing such words to you. your fate will change when the clock strikes the exact hour and you shall read this message thanking me for all i've tried to do. *jiggles eyesbrows*

i is laps u.

wanna know how random i can go?

have i mentioned before that i have an insuppressible love for leonardo dicarprio? my room walls were plastered from the roof downwards with his huge ass ugly italian-ised face. i have books and books of his paper cuttings and pictures that i find everywhere and anywhere (yeah maybe even from the dirty school grounds), i've watched 16 out of his 20++ movies/series, i can still remember his jack dawson dialogues and i'm so not ashamed to announce that, i think he's one of god's greatest gifts around...despite being fat, crude and...and...

you see...i just can't seem to name his flaws. XD

althou i kinda dislike the fact that he's grown so much greasy substance aka FAT LIKE FUCK over the years but his new movies are constantly playing on hbo & starmovies it's difficult not to turn on the tv at anytime of the day and not see him running around swearing or drawing a naked Rose, drowning in the fact that...fuck he rox!

AND...

I JUST WANNA RANDOMLY DECLARE THAT MY LOVE FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS STILL BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY LIKE WILD FIRE.

did you read everything up there?

thank you so much cos i've nothing to do as mommy's preparing chicken for dinner and i'm too lazy to bathe. so i decided to blog and increase my ratings in Alexa. XD.

gotta go. gonna munch on my famous anus and watch blood diamond...and if u're bored, irritate urself with the picture below.

awwww...:)

it took a year...

it was approximately a year ago where i had little nightmares of accidentally cutting my hair so short i'd freak myself out and fall outta bed. it took me 1 freaking year to be mentally and physically prepared to chop it off, despite receiving 90% negative feedback later. XD. well people, it was an auspicious day to head to the salon and the catch was really inviting so..let's see how true it is. lolol

anyway, it's been aweful everysince the new year typically on sundays, where id' have to sit and fret that the sun's setting, and suddenly it's time for bed, and another brand new week which means 5 fucking days in the office starts all over again. there's no excitement, there's no challenge and there's nothing to look forward to...besides lunch...and sumtimes meeting up with the ex-colleague (yes sean u...XD). oh and not to forget also, the bestEST time arrives when the clock strikes 7/8pm daily where i officially get to switch the damn sloth that sits on my table and drive home...sumtimes later than that, shut up!

the hormones' been acting up.
i can't wait for CNY...
i just wanna see the faces of my family and friends more...not sum chicken that shoves their asses into ur face when they can't clean up their own poo.
the divider is definitely not high enuff to filter someone's atrociousness.
and it will never will no matter what.

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digressing, can i take leave on monday for golden globes?
:(
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AND I APPLIED FOR MY FIRST EVER LEAVE!!! RAWRR!! i have 1 week for myself and my yue saang, kuih kapits, shandy, rum, pineapple tarts, chilli chips, chick floss, kepingan ayam bakar, crazy family members, screaming, gambling sessions, lousy cny movies, calories and even more calories. YUMMY!!!
this thought, totally made my day. AHHH!! so any plans to shed the buggers off shall only be commencing after the...*starts counting*...10th february. YES!

OMG TITANIC ON TV...
*runs off to watch*

this is reassuring...-.-

Wanna know if you should quit ur job OR wasted ur parents' hard earn money going thru the arduous years studying engineering when you're actually more suited to be a chef? Take this test and find out. WARNING: It's pretty accurate.

*****

You would most enjoy a career that allows you to meet new people. You would also be happiest in a career that allows you to be free and flexible, and allows you to be extremely creative. Some careers that would be perfect for you are:

Stockbroker
Secretary
Receptionist
Director
Recruitment Consultant
Politician
Marketing
Human Resources Manager
Religious Minister
Teacher
Lawyer
Advertising
Consultant
Financial Adviser
Financial Planner
GP
Physical Therapy
Occupational Therapy
Public Relations
Estate Agent
Travel Agent
Restauranteur
Hotel Manager
Events Organiser

You are a great leader. You genuinely enjoy being around other people. Your relationships with others are very important to you. You love talking and meeting new people. You are very enthusiastic about work and about all that you do and have in your life. You love being the focus of attention. You enjoy a fast pace. You are very socially oriented. Therefore, you are much happier being with others than you are alone. You crave interaction with others.

You are very spontaneous and often act before you think. You are always quick to answer when you are asked a question, even if you aren't sure of the answer. It is easier for you to improvise as you go along. You enjoy thinking out loud, and are most creative when brainstorming with friends or colleagues. You enjoy being involved in many activities.

You are very easy to read, and often wear your heart on your sleeve. You are never afraid to tell people what you think. You are very empathetic and genuine. You can sometimes be seen as over-emotional or too involved by others. But that is only because you tend to get so involved in the things you do that they become personal. You want to be adored, loved and appreciated. You like to please others and to make sure people are happy.

You trust your gut instincts. You are easily inspired and trust that inspiration. You are very innovative. You analyse things by looking at the big picture. You are concerned about how what you do affects others. You worry about your actions and the future. You tend to use a lot of metaphors and are very descriptive and colourful in your choice of language.

You are very creative, and get bored easily if you don't get to express yourself. You like to learn new things. You don't like the same old routine. You like to leave your options open.

*****

I am so stuck in my line.
LOL

Spread her, Hero, Spread her!!!

ok this is incredibly obscene but oh well, thats what we all are ain't we? =P

i'll always remember how you scarred ur ass. XD

dun cry okay. always remember we'll be here to highjack ur plane when you're captain...so you can cry then. and dun think of changing ur name to sumthing more glamor cos we'll know it's you.

AND...

becareful with the multiplications of the ming li jr. as warned k. will miss you. so dun runaway too long. dah lupa tak tau.

BIG BIG HUGZ.

p.s- we'll take good care of nigga. XD

hello two thousand nine

i thought it was about to end in a mess...
ok it did...but it was a blissful mess. O.o

if you all did pay attention to all the facebook and shoutouts and previous posts, u'd all know how desperate i was to have a adventurous, exotic and smashin' party while bidding our last goodbyes to 2008. and its either the party poopers have all died out in everyone OR...we were all just plain lazy. i was really hoping we could drive to PD and reach the beach right smack at 12, jump off the car, pop a can of beer and scream out to the dark splashing beach. FAIL. we all ended up at my long UNinhabited apartment.

i was warned that it's terribly filthy there mite b cobwebs hanging off the roof, ur legs mite be stuck to the ground from the muck and a swarm of bats could emerge. so yinng, faye and the bf decided to head there for a little clean WHILE I...being the bitch, had my new year's dinner with ze family @ equatorial. no pictures. forgot. too attached to the chocolate fondue and stuffed turkey. XD

unfortunately, we missed the countdown.
thanx to intelligent beings that decided to fiddle with the remote control despite harsh warnings. turned back, fireworks were up in the air, crowd was cheering and we...

stoned.

tsk tsk...oh and apparently the time zone for tv2 and tv3 is different. fail. FAIL!!
we had our own little countdown...and we proudly sang the national anthem...(am i gonna get a datukship for mentioning this? XD)...

for more pictures...erm...
go facebook. and tag urselfs. i malas...

i'm now gonna...do nothing so that time passes slower before the weekdays begin and marks the end of all holidays. *emo*

gentle reminder to the peanut. WORK STARTS AT 9.45am EVERY MONDAY. LATE COMERS WILL BE FINED RM50. someone wind the alarm clock please. thank you.