Universal Law

How true...and almost all happens to me...lemme state the difference:

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
-my nose will itch when i'm eating durians...darn!

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
-my slippers would be kicked right under(in the middle) of the avanza my mom parks at home.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
-OH SO TRUE!! and they're usually indians..hehe

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
-i don't have a boss...thank god, no flat tire!

O'brien's Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now
-happens to me EVERYTIME i'm in McD

Bell's Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
-when i'm bathing, my mom will call...THE HOUSE PHONE!!!! and my hp is in the bathroom with me...URGH!

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
-never been with anyone i don't like ALONE

Willoughbhy's Law
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
-yes...that's why none of my family members really trust me...HEHE

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

Breda's Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

Owen's Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
-i don't drink coffee but usually when i'm prepared for a beautiful meal, i would be ask to do something...DAMN!

Howden's Law
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox

Pakkianathan's Theory
When you start drinking in a pub with your friends, your wife will call you on the handphone

The Office Email Theory
The moment you open an email attachment with funny or adult pictures, your boss walks into your cubicle.