Highlight Fail

Totally forgot about it last night.

Highlight of the day...
1) Went to FULL HOUSE at Pyramid. It was the grand opening and there was a long queue. Turns out everyone wanted to take pictures with the yellow car outside only. -.-
Food was fine. The colleagues thought it sucked. I think my taste buds were screwed cos tummy wasn't well therefore, i conclude that the place isn't as good as it looks.

what has taste buds gotta do with my tummy anyway...bah! anyhooos...

i ate...ovenbaked dunno wat ayam with shitake mushrooms.
and i tot it tasted...pretty good.
shit. chicken breast ok. no way it tastes good.


2) Lao sai-ed.
Like mad.
MEHHHHHHH

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Highlight of the Day: Andrew says...

Randomly...

Andrew:
- hey we were lamenting
- why most girls are bloody taken
- only bad ones left
- where are the good ones
- wah lau

FYI.
I'm single.

*holds Hero's hands...BITES...HARD*

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meeting ex lecturer at Starbucks.
Hopefully she pays for the drinks.

Highlights

ok mission to blog about the previous topics failed miserably.

i've been really busy. like...so busy...i...
ok fail. i'm just lazy, can?

i think i'm gonna do highlights here instead la.
it's just a documentation of my fond memories when i grow old and lose my brain. prolly like the goldfield syndrome drew barrymore has in 50 first dates. so tak yahlah so detailed kan.

ok see once i start i nvr seem to be able to shut. so shush!

highlight of the week:
friday:
1) went to petaling street and ate a week's supply of food for 5 pax
2) I FUCKING GOT MY ADAM LAMBERT CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LAPS U CHERRY LOW YINNG YINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturday:
1) woke up in the morning (BLADY WORTH TWO MENTIONS)
2) went jogging (WORTH MENTIONING TILL THE INFINITE)
3) started a taiwanese series cos they have more sepets...*shy*...anyway, i've completed it. HOLY COW.
4) went to nandos for dinner and realized their quarter chicken only fills a peewee portion of my appetite.

sunday:
1) tightened my braces. they're now orange.
looks as thou i've leftover papayas stuck permanently in the slits of my teeth.
loves!

now who says u can't camwhore while jogging.

i can't wait for my hair to grow. it's too mahiao to maintain. *measures with ruler*...:(

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on a more serious note, life's so mundane now everyday in our mails (between the few bitches that i love) are filled with words like...'boring, busy, sleepy, how? when? no money'. it just dawned upon me a couple days back that i just turned TOOTY TREE and i've been squeezing the braincells out thinking of an accomplishment that i've achieved thus far. or at least something that's worth mentioning for year 2009 (besides getting a much better job and wakeboarding BUT not mastering - i take that as a 1/2)...

NIL.

quote nat: welcome to the working world.

quote px-from-about-a-year-back: to those who dislike uni life...fuck you la.

oh sorry. time of the month. and it's sunday. just wanna rant. :)

Reminder

I need an organizer.
To remind myself of everything that I need to do.
Knowing my memory.
And the fact that I do not have Datin or AnneOoi or all those that have been standing in as a part of my memory cell for the past few years.

CHRISTMAS IS HERE! SOMEONE GET ME AN ORGANIZER SPANKEWS.
preferably with detailed time and dates ok? XD

Reminder to blog:

1) Birthday Weekend
- Zouk
- Alexis
- Karaoke
- Hilton

2) My oral gladiators O.o...sounds blady wrong but...yeah!

3) Bulan Baru premier

4) HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIA SUE LYNNNNN (belated)...u is kat HK and i promised a whole long post dedicated to you every year but...is busy so...weekend k!!!
LAPS U!!!

5) HARSH REMINDER: No More Shopping. (Unless...terms and conditions to be applied).

teaser

it's soooooooooooooooo not easy.

*pants*

u better give us the drama we want.

the ultimate fate with the toilet bowl

my leng chai e71 fell into the toilet bowl.
i thought it's a note worth mentioning.
it's so emofying i almost cried. i mean can u imagine how it feels to slip off, crash hard onto the surface of the squatting bowl, slide off, down the dark stinking well and sink right down a hose of filthy disposal?

2 words: traumatizing...and claustrophobic.
le sigh.

ok the toilet was clean when the mishap happened. so no shit no wee.
i hope the previous user flushed. :S

i couldn't reach the bottom, (yes i took off my coat and reached for the shithole if you're wondering) hence i summoned the entire cleaning team for help. and thank god for sending a random bangla that was tall and thin. he sprawled on the floor, wore gloves and scooped my leng chai outa the mess. i was SO CLOSE to hugging him. but my leng chai was more important.

i thought of buying him ferrero rocher but i've not seen him since the tragedy 2 days back.

mayb he's not a worker after all.

bangla angel perhaps? so slumdog millionaire.

the phone's all dry now. but i'll send it back for servicing.
it can still be used. i managed to turn it on but...oh well i dunno if tiny bits of faeces would be stuck in between the keys. what if i speak too long and the heat melts the shit away, flows into the hardware and burn everything? GASP.

let's just hope it wont be too mahiao.

the last my possession fell into the bowl was during the trip to taman negara.
that was my specs thou.
and i'm still wearing it.
GROSS.
the toilet bowl loves me.

Braces

ok i'm officially doing it.

fuck jaw reconstruction surgery, i shall remain the asian keira knightley.

XD

mind u, i drove myself to the clinic, spoke to the doc myself, made the options myself, got both my teeth extracted (not done by myself of course, thank god), and drove home all the myself too. clap ur hands pls. a lot of blood lost there k. XD.

and paying myself too. *BAWLS*

notes worth mentioning: (from peanutxz's pov)

- get a doctor that sounds convincing rather than a doc that is scientifically and technically proven correct but freaks the shit outa u that all ur teeth will just fall out by just looking at their faces.

- teeth extraction IS NOT PAINFUL. the aftermath is.

- line ur bed with macintosh if needed cos ur lips will be numb from the anesthetics u wont feel all the saliva dripping until u look down and realize u're almost drowned in ur own drool.

- if u're afraid of blood (like me...SHUSH!! dun mention my first aid qualification), get lke 2 sacks of gauze so that u can discard the soiled ones every 15min alternately. WHY? lemme tell u my story yah...i was resting on my bed after the extraction cos the father said i needed to. after approx...an hour i guess, i tot it'd be good to bathe cos i drooled lke a retard and the taste of blood on the gauze is kinda gross la. den as i removed the gauze, i spat out an amount of blood that seemed enough to satisfy a dying vampire. not only that, i swallowed a whole gulp later. in an instant, the toilet started spinning...i tot i successfully mastered the art of apparation. salah. had to squat nicely under the shower to bangunkan myself thinking what i shud do. would i collapse? NOOOOO collapse oso pakai baju dulu pls. den i shot up, wrapped myself with my towel, dashed to the parents room and jumped onto their bed. drenched. the mother had to cover my with another towel, father had to dry my hair and den...they went for dinner. -.-. so much love i tell u. i was fine after a while la but i shall learn to live with that humiliation forever.

- dun eat bread. u need strength to chew it off. go for things like sweet and sour tofu, steamed eggs + shredded scallops, abalone porridge (throw the abalone. the essence is all in the porridge), buddha jumps over the wall (just the soup yah ignore the ingredients)...what else?

ok just kidding. take porridge oni la what u think. diu.

- have food prepared everytime. cos no solid food down ur arse = TAK MAKAN. by the time u're hungry, u're fucking hungry and u can't eat fast = kantoi.

ok too much that...i haven't even attached my braces yet.

next appointment wud be on the 19th.

i know my theme for this year's bday...

UGLY BETTY.

sank you.

what color should i do? pink? ev said lilac. i say black den i'd be like jack sparrow.

the doc that extracted my teeth looked pretty cute. OMG HE TOOK OFF HIS MASK. *runs*