once upon a time when i...

have u seen the morning breakfast: fish platter from the honourable mcD?
here is how it looks...



and IT WENT DOWN MY TUMMY THIS MORNING AT 7.15 AM!!! HOLY SMOKES!!!

woke up at 6.45 (AM MIND U) jst for breakfast b4 class...

the last time i woke up this early was......way back during school time.

BANGGA!!!!!!!! *claps*

1st November 2006

Happy Birthday Tammy Koo @ Koo Fu Yng




Happy Birthday Chan Ming Yang aka Siu Yeung

CHAOS

KAJANG: The wind was seeping thru my wooden door lowering the temperature of my room. i tucked in myself and drew the thick sheets over my head hugging the spongy pillow firmly around my arms and thighs. the droplets of rain crashing onto the window pane formed a mellow melody and drummed me back to slumberland before...

an idiot pounded on the door...'XZAN GET UP!!'

blady hell. i shot up and ran towards the door thinking the world has fallen. ALMOST.

daddy panicked(not an idiot after all :D).tsunami hit kajang and my house was under 5 feet of water. i had to take out the sampan and row towards my father who was struggling to reduce the stream of water rushing in.

jst joking. it took him 10 hours to wake me up. the drains sumwhere around the neighbourhood collapsed according to the jirans jirans tat were standing outside their houses pouring muddy water out of their garage and halls threfore causing the water to flow backwards. my house was better. the garage was not fully flooded. bt the water came from the holes...in the house.


it was oni 1/2 way in and not soo deep. the tiles were still visible. imagine the neighbours. kesian.


the water came gushing out the saucee and filled the toilet. gave me an idea to form a jacuzzi there. *claps*

the water flowing in from the back were brushed into that toilet...the main toilet. then the horror came when daddy asked if i wanted to see the dinosaurs that were swept along the flood into his toilet.


BLACK FAT CENTIPEDE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT...still not completely dead so i witnessed the execution of it being stomped to death by the toilet pump. heh!

and the finale...TARA!!!

WHOLE FREAKING COLONY WASHED OUT. i wonder if roaches are now extinct. the entire extended family has been gruesomely murdered by SHIELDTOX. chinese juk ching hum gaa chaan really.

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the internship has been ironically sent to The Star.

everyone knows it.

BID IIITTTT!!! BID IIITTT!!!--->(mj's tune)

MY FIRST BID YO!!!
thanx to si mou.

hence, i txted nat saying:
'i bid yuen ngang's mcd t for hkd80! bday pres k?' *smiling sheepishly to myself as i tpyed off on my bed, FIRST THING AFTER I WOKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON*

and the reply came:
'always buying mm dang sai stuff"



tats what birthday is for rite? i'm not like linda who requests for usable stuff everytime. wat's that piuter vase doing anyway now ar monkey? WAHAHAHAHAHA

the naked chef

po got discharged today!

but having to wake up at 4 in the afternoon, i didn't tag along.

so i hopped to bintang, got myself all sorts of vegetables and started cooking at 630.

chaos. do not ever cook when u have no idea what u wanna do.

toking about cooking, i think it all started after i met missee yap at aunty pat's. sleepovers, making maggi gon lou, eggs(i'm pro at it wei), custards, steamed eggs...soup...that tastes like stale water from the wok...with orange juice, watching south park. how adventurous.

anyway, i made:


brocolli, capsicums, prawns, pork in lemonade.

and as i was cutting the veg, WHO HOOO!! i sumhow had extra ingredients to make soup. soo...

abc soup with eggs. looks like tong sui. bt it was so darn yummie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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linda has been asking me what i want for bday.

althou it's oni a month ++ away...i dunno what i want.

and considering i owe her 2 bday gifts ...and everything in aus is FRIGGIN PRICEY!!!

buy me timtams ok kawan? mwah!! hahahahahaha

or a pony la. i wan the elaborated wan. with glitters.

let's play...doh

for brand management assignment, we decided that we would be rebranding play-doh the high class plasticin...

so off i went to mv with daddy yesterday for analakshimi again(hey!! it's healthy and i'm bringing new customers to them everytime i go okay?) and met with missie nat. the food tastes awesome!!!!! there'll be different varieties everytime we go althou they are all squashed vegetables and beans and i can't differentiate them but then it's nice! and it's charity.

so as usual, i hopped into toy's r' us lke i always do and started eyeing at things that i should not even look at. the ponies are getting more and more pretty. and i'll choose one and tell myself...'okay! nxt trip, u'll b following me home.'...but they're still hanging sadly on the racks, waving their colorful tails at me asking when that'll happen.

i got myself a shocking red and green tub of play-doh and mashing was it during lecture today with suelynn.


TARAA!!!

and then she started forming piles and piles of shit with the dough placing them all over the table.

toking about shit, i was at the ss2 pasar malam jalaning with cfei when i came across this BOOK OF FAECES...shit la in short. bt it was in chinese...so...and chinese books oni cost rm10 or slightly more. the translated harry potter, is rm15 for 2. damn. and toking about pasar malam, jst b4 we went loitering on the streets, i strolled into a DVD shop(arow with KTZ) and HOLY!!! I GOT MYSELF THE LOWEST BUDGET TV MOVIE ON EARTH!!! IT'S ON SALE!! N THE SALESMAN KNEW THE FULLNAME OF THE MOVIE!!! can't believe it mien.

'yau mm yau shark attack ar?'
'spring break shark attack?'
''
'yau!!! dang ha...'

*5mins later...*...he handed me the exact wan i wanted...YAY!!! and he's blady honest, stopping me from buying those nonsense dvds that were still not clear yet.

tat's it. i'm going there for internship.

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dear santa,

as linda started her little xmas wish, i mite as well start 1 too.
i don't need an ipod nano yet. my mp3's still working fine.
bt if u can, get me the whole rack of pony in toys' r' us and also the Doc Croc that i played with everytime i went there.

p.s- i hereby attach the picture for ur reference.



thank you. :D

**** 2nd choice for internship...TOYS' R' US, MIDVALLEY.

Thank You

fucking just mind ur own freaking business wei.

damn.